Sarcasm

Wonderful Intuit Chat Support

I’ve never been hung up on chat before… info: at 16:34:23 Please wait for a Small Business Consultant to respond. Your wait time will be approximately 0 minute(s) and 1 second(s). info: at 16:34:33 You are now chatting with ‘Lyle’. Lyle: at 16:34:53 Hello, thank you for chatting with Intuit! I’m Lyle, I will be […]

Fresh Fruit Self-Defense Lessons

You should learn how to defend yourself against a person armed with a piece of fresh fruit! Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana A Florida man was arrested after authorities say he attacked his girlfriend with a banana. Phillip was arrested Wednesday on charges of domestic battery and resisting arrest without violence related to […]

Wow – who knew cars could be broken into!

Security has gotten out of control

Maybe they should

This was on the back of an envelope from the IRS. Maybe congress should learn ways to manage our money.

Dad gets ticket for rushing to delivery room

The headline sounds innocent enough. A loving husband rushing his wife to the hospital so she can deliver their baby. They arrive with only 6 minutes to spare. News Video Link But, he wasn’t just going 70 in a 55, or even 80 in a 55. HE WAS TICKETED FOR 102 MPH!!! The officer says […]

Robin Hood was a Thief!?!?

From another moron at the AP care of Yahoo! (link expired) : “Julian Luxford says a newly found note in the margins of an ancient history book contains rare criticism of the supposedly benevolent [Robin Hood]. According to legend, Hood roamed 13th-century Britain from a base in central England’s Sherwood Forest, plundering from the rich to […]

One Expert

First of all, I apologize to my numerous fan’s out there for not posting more often (all five of you). From my favorite news outlet, Yahoo!, I found an article (link expired) entitled “Climate change even worse than predicted: expert”. There’s no ”s” on there; it’s singular; one; uno. The article goes on to say, ”without decisive action to slow global warming, […]

This made a believer out of me!

From this article: Thai temple fights off encroaching tide as world sea levels rise (link expired) “fishermen have cut down mangrove forests” “Tourism development, sand mining and damming rivers upstream have also taken their toll” “an area naturally prone to coastal erosion” “‘The process has been occurring over some time and accelerating with land use […]

Lipo!? We want to kill embryos!

Stem cells used to fix breast defects. For the first time, doctors have used stem cells from liposuctioned fat to fix breast defects in women who have had cancerous lumps removed. Well, at least its for a good cause. (article link expired)