Author: Tim Landers

  • Wonderful Intuit Chat Support

    I’ve never been hung up on chat before… info: at 16:34:23 Please wait for a Small Business Consultant to respond. Your wait time will be approximately 0 minute(s) and 1 second(s). info: at 16:34:33 You are now chatting with ‘Lyle’. Lyle: at 16:34:53 Hello, thank you for chatting with Intuit! I’m Lyle, I will be […]

  • Possible Band Names

    Soggy Ramen – Korean Bluegrass Band  

  • Fresh Fruit Self-Defense Lessons

    You should learn how to defend yourself against a person armed with a piece of fresh fruit! Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana A Florida man was arrested after authorities say he attacked his girlfriend with a banana. Phillip was arrested Wednesday on charges of domestic battery and resisting arrest without violence related to […]

  • I know the answer is 42, just not the question

    Trying to create an account for Obamacare: After giving three unique answers I got this: “Please note that two or more answers to the security questions cannot be the same. You must provide distinct answers to the chosen security questions. Please wait a few moments and try again.”

  • Network is down!

    This email, from an employee of a client, was forwarded to me from the boss via email: Network is down again… Emails… etc are all down. Um, really? Funny how emails go out when the email is down.

  • Wow – who knew cars could be broken into!

  • SBS 2003 HTTP SSL error

    I have a client with SBS 2003 and the cert just expired. I went through the “Connect to the Internet” network task under the server management console to install a new cert. The firewall config failed and aftewards IIS wouldn’t start because HTTP SSL wouldn’t start with event id 7023 – “The system cannot find […]

  • Security has gotten out of control

  • Maybe they should

    This was on the back of an envelope from the IRS. Maybe congress should learn ways to manage our money.

  • We need Office

    Couldn’t resist posting this screenshot of a client’s request.