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Wonderful Intuit Chat Support

I’ve never been hung up on chat before… info: at 16:34:23 Please wait for a Small Business Consultant to respond. Your wait time will be approximately 0 minute(s) and 1 second(s). info: at 16:34:33 You are now chatting with ‘Lyle’. Lyle: at 16:34:53 Hello, thank you for chatting with Intuit! I’m Lyle, I will be […]

Possible Band Names

Soggy Ramen – Korean Bluegrass Band  

Fresh Fruit Self-Defense Lessons

You should learn how to defend yourself against a person armed with a piece of fresh fruit! Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana A Florida man was arrested after authorities say he attacked his girlfriend with a banana. Phillip was arrested Wednesday on charges of domestic battery and resisting arrest without violence related to […]

I know the answer is 42, just not the question

Trying to create an account for Obamacare: After giving three unique answers I got this: “Please note that two or more answers to the security questions cannot be the same. You must provide distinct answers to the chosen security questions. Please wait a few moments and try again.”

Network is down!

This email, from an employee of a client, was forwarded to me from the boss via email: Network is down again… Emails… etc are all down. Um, really? Funny how emails go out when the email is down.

Wow – who knew cars could be broken into!

SBS 2003 HTTP SSL error

I have a client with SBS 2003 and the cert just expired. I went through the “Connect to the Internet” network task under the server management console to install a new cert. The firewall config failed and aftewards IIS wouldn’t start because HTTP SSL wouldn’t start with event id 7023 – “The system cannot find […]

Security has gotten out of control

Maybe they should

This was on the back of an envelope from the IRS. Maybe congress should learn ways to manage our money.

We need Office

Couldn’t resist posting this screenshot of a client’s request.