You should learn how to defend yourself against a person armed with a piece of fresh fruit!
A Florida man was arrested after authorities say he attacked his girlfriend with a banana. Phillip was arrested Wednesday on charges of domestic battery and resisting arrest without violence related to the fruit fight, according to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office.
Lessons here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gqILMUfaU
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